Then why?
A man and a woman were fast asleep. Suddenly, at 3 am a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped out of bed and yelled at the man, “That must be my husband!”
The guy leapt out of bed, scared and naked, and jumped out of the window. He smashed to the ground, rolled through a thorn bush, then ran for his car.
A few minutes later he returned and screamed at the woman: “I’m your husband, you slut!”
The woman yelled back: “Yeah? Then why were you running?”