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Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to South Africa and married a solid Afrikaans girl. Though his English was far from perfect, they got along well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer replied that getting a divorce is normally easy but would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following:
“Have you any grounds?”
The man: “Yes, 134 acres and nice little home.”
The lawyer: “No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
The man: “It made of concrete.”
The lawyer: “I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?”
The man: “No, we have carport and not need one.”
The lawyer: “I mean what are your relations like?”
The man: “All my relations still in Poland.”
The lawyer: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
The man: “We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.”
The lawyer: “Does your wife beat you up?”
The man: “No, I always up before her.”
The lawyer: “Why do you want this divorce?”
The man: “She going to kill me.”
The lawyer: “Why do you think that?”
The man: “I got proof.”
The lawyer: ‘What kind of proof?”
The man: “She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at pharmacy and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
‘Polish Remover’.”

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