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The Worst Divorce Possible

Monday Morning. The coffee has passed my lips but hasn’t kicked yet. The long weekend’s mail is busy downloading in the background and to pass the time I open a few of my favourite news channels to see what happened over the weekend. So I see this picture and I burst a whole mouthful of […]


My passion in life is flying, so just bear with me while I share a few flying jokes. “If the enemy is in range, so are you.” -Infantry Journal “It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed..” -U.S. Air Force Manual “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword […]

Honestly Dishonest

I have often wondered about how many people lie to me. I hear so many white lies apparently to spare somebody’s feelings. I’m not sure I agree, because the underlying trust can be broken if you are found out. And then the lies my parents told me – the tooth fairy, christmas father, the dentist […]

New Years Resolutions 2011

Happy 2011 to all my readers. Hope you had a chance to make a few New Years Resolutions? I went back to my resolutions for last year [click here] (2010) and apart from driving a new route on my way to work to avoid the gym altogether, they seem good enough for another year. What […]


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