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A guy walks into a pub

I absolutely love playing with words, so I’m starting a new category where I will post words that play nicely. Here goes …

A rope walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “I’d like a beer.” The bartender says, “No way. We don’t serve ropes in here.” Another rope has been watching this from over near the door. Instead of going to bar, this second rope heads to the men’s room. While in there, he ties himself into a half-hitch and unravels some of his strands. Then, he goes to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and says, “Are you a rope?” “No,” the rope replies, “I’m a frayed knot!”

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